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Screwed Demotivational Poster


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a shotgun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


JUST GIVE UP. - It's Okay, No One Blames You.


TAGS: l4d zombie screwed witch
Rating: 2.52/5
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 4:04 pm
/sv_cheats 1 /god 1 nuf said
Anonymous2 - January 20, 2010, 11:51 pm
All they want to do is eat your brains. They're not unreasonable, no one wants to eat your eyes...


TOTALLY SCREWED - Did you ever get the feeling that it was going to be a really bad day ?


TAGS: toatally screwed bad day
Rating: 4.77/5

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ICEMAN - May 29, 2011, 11:52 pm
Only when you put up a poster. Heh, heh, heh.


SCREWED -


TAGS: surfer wave screwed
Rating: 3.96/5

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GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 11:35 am
Preach my Brother, Preach it!! "5 oh, f*ck, not again's"


INCEST - look what you've done now




DAVE IS TOTALLY BUSTED AND BROKE - Dude, I am not a psychic but I have a strong feeling that you are totally screwed


TAGS: dave busted broke screwed
Rating: 4.06/5

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le0001 - January 9, 2014, 1:23 pm
You're* Hehe lol!!
ian136 - August 20, 2012, 4:46 pm
llllllolololololollolololololo THATS SO LOL FUCKIN FUNNY
Reverie - June 12, 2011, 2:34 am
Meh both title and description could be better 0.0
Budog - June 10, 2011, 7:36 pm
LMAO !!!
Feasibly - June 10, 2011, 6:53 pm
Dear Nikki, my GF has a nice size bank account, but thanks anyway...she says "hi" back.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:57 pm
You think maybe this kinda thing was why Dave couldn't keep it in his ... naw, now were just blaming the victim here.
Sean - June 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
Yes, yes I was. I even lost a little sleep over it and felt deeply disappointed in Nikki, wot with her setting such a poor example fer them kids.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:46 am
"Dear Nikki, it's YOU'RE"... Come on, I'm not the only one thinking it...
mariand - June 10, 2011, 3:54 am
LOL... awe5ome


OH CRAP - It is quite evident at this point that I am totally screwed


TAGS: alligator totally screwed evident teeth
Rating: 4.32/5

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:58 am
Agreed, and hilarious with the caption. Last thought through your mind before nom nom nom. ;)
spanko1 - January 20, 2012, 9:33 am
Amazing picture!


OH SHIT - We're screwed now...




SOULMATE -


TAGS: love despair fate lmao screwed
Rating: 4.86/5

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mariand - May 4, 2012, 12:59 am
yeah...right


NATURAL DISASTERS - God's way of showing man how screwed you are without Him.


TAGS: lol christian screwed scary
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 8:10 am
What A Great Picture.
Verdeckt - May 12, 2012, 11:55 pm
Please also upload to Religifake site.


YOU GONNA DIE -




EARTH -




PAWS - HOLY CRAP! We're screwed.




COMPETENCE -




SCREWED - Has there ever been a more accurate description ?




FEAR - The kid in the right knows it far better than you do.




WE HAVE SUPERIOR NUMBERS - But that is the only advantage we have, basically we are screwed boys !




BAR TAB -


TAGS: divorce screwed worth party cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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styptic - November 30, 2010, 5:20 pm
"Ansatt" is Norwegian for "Employee", so divide prices by 6 or 7 to get USD.
crankyhead - November 30, 2010, 1:59 pm
I can't believe it's not even six o'clock yet.
Anonymous2 - November 30, 2010, 1:45 pm
Well, I see Aggy was there... that accounts for the 78 pints of Guiness. Also, since that bill's got a mix of pints and liters, that can't be from the U.S.
Jackl - November 30, 2010, 12:21 pm
No kidding. Those prices are just insane. And in $US thats even more insane.
culos - November 30, 2010, 10:32 am
Dang! Booze is expensive in Hawaii! I couldn't afford my habit there for sure...


ARROGANT KNIGHT -


TAGS: oh yer screwed now dude hey a r wake up hey
Rating: 3.46/5

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Zreiser - June 4, 2011, 5:24 am
Merely a chess wound!
McBum - March 26, 2010, 11:03 pm
Monty Python!! Woo!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:06 pm
Jesus H. Tennessee Christ on a crutch. Ladies and gentlemen.... Sean has left the arena. Check and Mate.


IN MEMORY OF MY WIFE -


TAGS: her hand is set in a perm c and my accountant ts says that i am screwed so i am stuck for the rest of my life
Rating: 3.35/5

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Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:36 pm
hahahahahaha. this made me laugh
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:17 pm
Beautiful!!!


THE MANY WAYS TO GOD - Here they are.




IZISMILE.COM - Screwing with Culos's posts in the poster fodder thread since December, 2009.


TAGS: culos posts screwed up
Rating: 3.31/5

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culos - January 30, 2010, 1:27 pm
LOL! But they are always there for a little time, so the early bird..... Some good motifakes already came from Izismile and I'm sometimes too lazy to save and upload...Sorry!


RACETRACK - I think you're on the wrong one.


TAGS: oh shit holy crap bike car screwed
Rating: 2.78/5

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phydeaux - January 26, 2010, 12:20 am
Zombie car is HUNRY!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 7:55 pm

Zombie Car, what ya gonna do when he comes for you?


MARRIAGE - In the end, someone always gets screwed


TAGS: divorce sex marriage screwed
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - August 24, 2009, 5:41 am
Ideally, both in equal measure. :-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:32 am
Or no one gets any....either way it's a bitch...5 lions.


WELL AT LEAST - Bush knew how he was screwing America




realizations -




ODD -


TAGS: double negatives illegal clauses listen carefully or you re screwed
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:20 pm
The double negative makes it perfect.


REJECTION -


TAGS: thank you forseti for the pic idea i got screwed for 2nd place
Rating: 4.07/5

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TheTrashHeap - September 29, 2010, 8:42 am
Easy to do.
forseti - September 29, 2010, 7:10 am
nice work, rerun! I'm glad I found this pic and you missunderstood my posting! ;)
AdmiralAckbar - September 28, 2010, 11:38 pm
why am I hearing Walter Sobchak
agdaniele - September 28, 2010, 11:24 pm
Must everyone draw from personal experience here?
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 11:23 pm
F'd straight up the A with a 12" D.
rerun - September 28, 2010, 9:35 pm

and here I was trying to be polite, but yeah...what TTH said
TheTrashHeap - September 28, 2010, 9:28 pm
Cause she got F'd in the A Derek!
rerun - September 28, 2010, 9:24 pm

play on 2nd place & going #2 after fornication for a win.
Derek - September 28, 2010, 9:17 pm
What? Why?


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Sure has screwed up all the good stuff...


TAGS: political correctness screwed good things
Rating: 3.6/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 25, 2010, 6:38 pm
Whats with you guys? Thanksgiving was like a month ago! Heh Heh Go Leafs!!!
Iconoclast - November 25, 2010, 6:22 pm
Probably because it is an old advertisement, from back when Native Americans, Native Peoples were referred to as Indians, even though they are not from India. Political Correctness is a feature of our current society.
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
Maybe because she's married and not cooking a real meal. I don't see it, either.
Claire - November 25, 2010, 2:34 pm
I fail to see how this is politically incorrect. I guess I just spend too much time on Motifake.


DANGER - Random accidents ahead. Life is a lottery, good luck.


TAGS: you re screwed
Rating: 3.38/5

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mariand - May 30, 2011, 3:46 pm
most of the people can't understand until it hits them...


LIFE - Eventually you get screwed




REGIGIGAS - Yes, Nintendo hates you with all their heart


TAGS: pokemon screwed humour
Rating: 2.41/5
Icalasari - September 12, 2008, 7:08 pm
In case if you aren't a sucker for detail, look at the levels of the Regigigas


Simple Math -


TAGS: men divorced screwed lightbulb
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:19 pm
Yo momma! No wait....that's what she said. Dammit...that's what yo momma said. Aw screw it...thanks Slick.
MissPriss - April 17, 2016, 1:16 pm
Seriously 'cern...only sometimes?
Rick69 - April 17, 2016, 7:59 am
Split my sides... Just like his property.
concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:27 am
Priss sometimes you can be so hurtful, But a definite UP yours


WHEN YOU'VE FUCKED UP -




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